I’m always puzzled why you would want to have one of these but, if you do, here you go:
NEW! Black T Shirts now available with the updated YMP logo! (There’s even a mildly comic video of a guy with a beard wearing one – without a hint of irony.) You can choose from a dazzling array of different styles and types of shirts for any gender or proclivity. It all looks rather incongruous to me but you might think differently.